You heard me.
I’m not posting today. There. I said it. Instead, I’ve chosen to confess and take one week off while refreshing Amazon to see if my books have come in yet. *eats chocolate* (I hear they’ll be arriving by tomorrow! *crosses fingers while still eating chocolate* )
Here’s the agonizing thought process that went behind my daring decision not to post:
Me: Maybe…just maybe if I postpone my blog post for a day (since I normally post on Wednesdays) A Time to Speak will show up in the Amazon warehouse and I can share on Thursday that THEY’RE HERE!
[Wednesday comes and goes]
Me: Well, looks like they’re not here. Now it’s 10pm and I haven’t written up my post for tomorrow. Maybe…maybe I’ll skip a week, for the first time in FOREVER.
Brain: Don’t you dare! Your readers will stop loving you!
Me: False. They’re more committed than that.
Brain: But since your launch you have new readers who don’t even know you yet and they’ll stop loving you before they even start!
Me: It’s just ONE WEEK, silly brain. The world won’t end.
Brain: What if the world does end and you spent your last week on it skipping a blog post?! Slacker.
Brain: There, there. Pull yourself together and go write a post.
Me: [Tries to write post. Ugh.] “Hubby, what do you think about me skipping a week?”
Hubby: “What’s your gut tell you?”
Brain: Don’t even go there! Listen to me you lazy little author!
Brain: No! Stop yawning!
Thus, I have decided not to post. And chances are, no one will notice (unless I post about not posting.) 😉
Readers & friends: you rock. And by my next post, Amazon will have your books ready to ship.
*hands out cookies*
Who else is feeling like this week is actually a storm dragon trying to devour you? Anyone? Or are you all dragon slayers?